you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
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You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once