the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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