Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I don't deserve a penis
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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