I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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