your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Its about making memories worth repressing
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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