wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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