I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I have post one night stand depression
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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