Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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third nipple confirmed
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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