week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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