He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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