it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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