I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
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She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
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Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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