i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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