So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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