I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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