There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
you inspire me to be a worse person
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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