Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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