shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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