whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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