That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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