I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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