spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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