Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
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I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
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When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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