margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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