Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
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I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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