i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
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Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
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So much rum. So many feels.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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