i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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