I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
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I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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