hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
love makes seman taste better
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
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what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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