is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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