Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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