is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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