The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
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Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
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