when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
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my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
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