Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.