it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
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Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I think we might need a safe word for this...
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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