You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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