I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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