Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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