Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
even my farts smell like vagina
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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