yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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