Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
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I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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