Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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