Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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