it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe