SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream