she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
These Attractive Criminals Took Sexy Mugshots That Made Them Famous
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
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It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana