Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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