well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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