If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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