I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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