So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Randomize
