Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
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The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.