David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.