Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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