yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Drunk is not a location!
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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