It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
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im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
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The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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