Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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