The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Randomize