so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
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Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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