Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
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We got so high we made milksteak
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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