you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
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I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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