You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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